Posted on August 10, 2010 - by Editor

VOCALIST ROD LETHAL LEAVES THE SMOKING HEARTS

Under some ambiguous circumstances UK based The Smoking Hearts have lost their singer, Rod lethal. The band issued the following slightly humorous and mysterious press release:

It is with great sadness that The Smoking Hearts have parted ways with vocalist Rod Lethal. After years of being in a band together, playing gigs, partying, wrecking venues/pubs/houses/each other, Rod has decided that… Well, that’s the thing. None of us actually know.

On July 12th, 2010, after being friends for 10 years, Rod decided that he would send a text to the 4 other members of The Smoking Hearts that simply read: “alright lads, I’m quitting the band”. And that was pretty much the only explanation we ever received. He has turned his phone off, he won’t answer the door, and is not responding to any communication that we have sent his way.
So for the purpose of announcing to the world the reason behind his departure, please use any one of the following:

?    Rod Lethal has left The Smoking Hearts after a bizarre gardening incident.
?    Rod Lethal has left The Smoking Hearts after a game of “hide the sausage” went tragically wrong, and paralyzed his vocal chords.
?    Rod Lethal has left The Smoking Hearts after spontaneously combusting onstage.
?    Rod Lethal has left The Smoking Hearts to follow his dream of stalking a newly reformed “Take That”.
?    Rod Lethal has left The Smoking Hearts to pursue a career as a gymnast.

The Smoking Hearts were forced to cancel their upcoming shows, including their appearance at the Boardmasters Festival in Newquay.

The band now intend on tracking down a dedicated, ambitious and exciting singer to front The Smoking Hearts. If you are interested and would like to get in touch, please email thesmokinghearts@hotmail.co.uk